I returned to my Dr. today to see the results of my blood work. I spent another 2 hours chatting about nutrition and having a marvelous time! I left with $326 in supplements . . . :O. Now, now. Don’t be too skeptical, think how much the average prescription drug costs when you leave a normal Dr. All those antibiotics aren’t really free you know! You just don’t know how much you are really paying for those because insurance has made quite a secret business of it. Besides, I was spending other people’s money too! I grabbed a few goodies for those I love and want to be strong and healthy, keeping me good company into my old, active age!

Speaking of such people, A.B. will have a hearty laugh when he hears my Dr.’s prescription for me. So my blood sugars and thyroid levels were all great. Nothing dramatic. My cortisol/DHEA levels were low, so he advised me taking some DHEA, which was only $9. Next to that on my little prescription sheet he tore off the notorious pad was “MEAT”. Many an animal must now die because of my vegetarian dietary sin.
Considering that I have produced and maintained 100 pounds of extra human flesh in the last 5 years as well as produced hundreds of gallons of breast milk in the interim. And considering that I was mostly vegetarian for the years just prior to that time of massive tissue and cell construction . . . my body is just really low on protein. Since my cortisol levels were a little low but my sugars were fine, he said my brain just isn’t getting the sugar it needs, making me spacey, etc. . .

Dr. Sebring also said there is some possibility to my secret theory . . . in years past I foolishly indulged in some recreational drug use, psychedelics to be precise. This year I am 10 pounds lighter than I was then, in addition to the weight that I am being leaner. Since part of my symptoms are strange vision and tracers (if I wave my hand past my face I see the image “drug” across the plain of view) when feeling fatigued and light headed. It seems that whenever I don’t feed my body enough and it dips into reserves, burning those fat reserves also releases the stored drugs from ages past. So this is one theory at least.

I will try to eat meat twice a day. That sounds so . . . hard. So . . . expensive. But as my dear friends remind me, meat is pound for pound much cheaper than green drink, or cod liver oil, or coconut oil, or . . . or . . . or . . . or. Fine! Enough! I did buy some of their whey protein powder though for our smoothies. That’s one way to get more protein without having to cook meat! Ha ha! (The kind Dr. Sebring carries is similar to Dr. Mercola’s - be careful about protein powders - if they aren’t carefully processed the proteins become denatured and toxic. I won’t touch soy protein.)